Surviving Russia: The Stumble

8 Jan

Photo: (Stuck in Customs)

KABOOM! AHHHH! SPLAT! OWWWW!

Russian Future Mother-in-law: What happened?!?

Phil: I just slipped and fell down the stairs.

Russian Future Mother-in-law: Is your laptop okay?

Phil: Yea, it looks like it’s still working.

Russian Future Father-in-law: How did you fall?

Phil: These last two steps are slippery.

Russian Future Father-in-law: You see! You need to stop wearing socks!

Russian Girlfriend: Nobody has ever fallen down those stairs before.

Phil: Thanks for letting me know.

Confirm that nothing will cost money:

Check.

Confirm that it is completely my fault:

Check.

Confirm that I am a clumsy idiot:

Check.

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