Photo: (Stuck in Customs)
KABOOM! AHHHH! SPLAT! OWWWW!
Russian Future Mother-in-law: What happened?!?
Phil: I just slipped and fell down the stairs.
Russian Future Mother-in-law: Is your laptop okay?
Phil: Yea, it looks like it’s still working.
Russian Future Father-in-law: How did you fall?
Phil: These last two steps are slippery.
Russian Future Father-in-law: You see! You need to stop wearing socks!
Russian Girlfriend: Nobody has ever fallen down those stairs before.
Phil: Thanks for letting me know.
Confirm that nothing will cost money:
Confirm that it is completely my fault:
Confirm that I am a clumsy idiot: